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Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.

Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)

I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.

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This is like my favorite parenting quote out there. Seriously.

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So accurate.

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ARTEMIS • goddess of hunting, wilderness and wild animals

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newmoonhaunt said: So, I was re-reading this comic (again) and I when you introduced Lardo Shitty says something about getting "the fucking chop", so I was just wondering what Lardo's hair looked like before she cut it?

omgcheckplease:

"…Wow."

"Please don’t quit."

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  • 15-year-old me:

    MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

  • me now:

    for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

thefrogman:

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WHAT A HAPPY PLATYPUS

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caseykelpthesnorks:

Nicole Beharie…On Pickup Lines ()

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yulinkuang:

These are my favorite things.

yulinkuang:

These are my favorite things.

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